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PERPETUUM MOBILE - well Physics, screw you


TAGS: perpetuum mobile physics cat toast
Rating: 4.76/5

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steve1961 - February 8, 2013, 11:17 am
Next time say "mar***ine".
zoomer296 - February 8, 2013, 12:06 am
Why the hell does it censor bu7ter?
zoomer296 - February 8, 2013, 12:04 am
Why not butter both sides of the toast? (Cat wont eat it and P.E.T.A. wont go after you.)
ZeXaZ - October 5, 2011, 10:23 pm
What if you attached two cats to each other?
- September 9, 2011, 1:06 pm
well, let me think... maybe atatch a space collar to the cat?
Alixian - September 9, 2011, 11:31 am
Ahh the old Antigravity cat theory, good for powering vehicles for the purposes of hovercars etc. The only problem is,what happens when the cat eats the toast?


DR MANHATTAN - Are you forgetting that I was a professional twice over — an analyst and a therapist. The world’s first analrapist.


TAGS: dr manhattan tobias funke analrapist arrested development tv blue man group
Rating: 3.24/5

More motifakes by Motifake Wit Liberation F

Pabbicus - September 11, 2009, 12:38 am
LOL Poor Tobias


'EY! BLINKIN! - Did you say "Abe Lincoln?"




BREAKING NEWS - Obi-Wan Kenobi dead Darth Vader Says.


TAGS: obi wan kenobi death darth vader
Rating: 4.66/5

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WTFO - May 13, 2011, 1:52 am
Excellent.
Greeny - May 12, 2011, 9:17 pm
That's funny!
Sean - May 12, 2011, 9:11 pm
I'll believe it WHEN I see the death certificate -- or a pic of his empty hoodie crumpled on the deck of a deathstar. Whichever.
voodoo3535 - May 12, 2011, 6:41 pm
Simply awesome. Damn Funny.


LIFE GETS HARDER AS WE GET OLDER - When we were born, all we had to do was cry and we'd get boobies. Nowadays we have to wine 'em, dine 'em, and there's still no guarantee.


TAGS: baby boobies life unfair wine
Rating: 4.63/5

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carebear - March 23, 2012, 4:41 pm
(carebear BANNED)


HE KNOWS -


TAGS: ducki watch phobia
Rating: 4.67/5

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Ganon2012 - September 13, 2012, 1:27 am
Love the Far Side reference.
Sho - May 14, 2012, 6:03 am
I think the only way to get rid of that phobia is to get to know that duck personally lol
dy2012 - May 14, 2012, 5:16 am
they should check out a quack dr if they have duck phobia :)
Sho - May 13, 2012, 11:43 pm
Good. I want everyone to think of my posters even when they are not on Motifake
GaryO - May 13, 2012, 2:43 pm
That’s 5ucked up, Sho…makin’ my food all scary’n 5hit


OH, GIMME THE BEAT BOYS -


TAGS: janchallenge dobie grey drift away
Rating: 4.41/5

More motifakes by sickartist

NickDahlmier - May 29, 2016, 3:51 pm
Mom: "He just Loves his Uncle Cracker...!"
boinger - October 4, 2011, 7:33 pm
...and drift away
TheTrashHeap - June 22, 2010, 1:28 pm
I like this one better.
CANADA - April 8, 2010, 7:22 pm
Perfect
Bovee - January 28, 2010, 10:07 am
5 lions to lil Van Jr.
Produceman117 - January 27, 2010, 8:25 pm
Easiest 5Ls I've given in a while.


ROBIN - Show us on the action figure where they touched you.


TAGS: robin superheroes comics humor batman flash
Rating: 2.89/5

More motifakes by Motifake Wit Liberation F

Captain Douchebag - August 26, 2008, 9:34 pm
Well, it was a good attempt. Didn't QUITE hit the mark, but it was close enough. And you can't go wrong with making superheros look like molesters.
Motifake Wit Liberation Front - August 26, 2008, 9:21 pm
Well, I'll cite the two mottos of the mediocre: It was worth a shot and It seemed like a good idea at the time. I had seen the original panel at superdickery and then everywhere, so I thought it might play well as an all-Robin joke.
Captain Douchebag - August 26, 2008, 5:39 pm
It's honestly much funnier in the original context..Points for effort, though.


SILLY HATS - Because there's clearly not enough about you that's blazingly eccentric.


TAGS: adequacy tobias silly
Rating: 1.83/5

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mcfinkleturdjewerson - November 23, 2008, 4:12 pm
That hat looks like my shit the morning after St. Patty.
Nicoletta - May 18, 2008, 7:58 pm
Mwahah. Tobias, you ROCK!


OTAKUPHOBIA - An irrational, intense, or persistent fear of anime, manga, and all otaku fandom.




NO, YOU MOVE - I'm the god damn Batman!


TAGS: batman robin green hornet kato bruce lee wayne
Rating: 3.59/5

More motifakes by Motifake Wit Liberation Front

Mega48man - May 25, 2011, 3:29 pm
true, you can't beat that. however, that's the green hornet, it's guns...that shoot bullets
Guest091 - July 18, 2009, 11:01 am
I must admit, this Batmobile was probably the best one of them all featured on the show/movies. You can't be a classic ride.


(IR)RATIONAL PHOBIA -


TAGS: phobia lesbians dyke
Rating: 4.54/5

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THEBRAT - July 5, 2011, 12:59 am
LMFAO..!! Good one...
Spydaweb - April 12, 2011, 8:21 am
I'm afraid of nothing, normally.
GySgt1811 - October 15, 2010, 11:05 am
"500 pounds and the flannel shirt..."
Mr. Shiny - October 14, 2010, 7:01 pm
Be afraid, be very afraid.
Eeyore3061 - October 14, 2010, 5:19 pm
Sure it's not 'man-boobs'? Please gods, please please please let it be man-boobs.... Off to wash out my eyeballs!! 5L's btw. ;)
hootizz - October 14, 2010, 6:53 am
Love the 'nipple tweak' going on in the photo...


Punt? -


TAGS: batman without robin
Rating: 4.15/5

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2littleowls - January 1, 2014, 11:32 pm
Piñata !!!!
2littleowls - January 1, 2014, 11:32 pm
Piñata !!!!
ughomer - September 25, 2013, 7:32 am
"Pigskin" and "Hang Time" ~ only Pwissy would make such a comment!! Bwa-ha-ha-ha!!
MissPriss - September 25, 2013, 1:06 am
Wow, that pigskin certainly has some awesome " hang" time.
Sho - September 24, 2013, 10:23 pm
Suggest he looks for a cave cuz it might get to bright for him outside
GaryO - September 24, 2013, 7:53 pm
Man, I don’t know, never seen anyone hung like THAT before.
lgvernon - September 24, 2013, 1:33 pm

Batter up!!!
falloutghoul - September 24, 2013, 8:58 am
Stand underneath, looking up, wearing a clown mask.


MAKE THE BEST - Of What You Have.




the great clown -


TAGS: robin williams depression clown
Rating: 4.83/5

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Tyche - December 6, 2014, 9:36 pm
"Laugh, then, Pagliacci, for the love that is dying. Laugh through the pain that is destroying your heart."
Sho - August 31, 2014, 7:42 pm
Well done, RL. 5L
Airman - August 27, 2014, 11:24 pm
amazing
Greybeard - August 12, 2014, 11:23 pm
Absolutely stunning... :)
Silverheart - August 12, 2014, 9:49 am

Amsome.
GaryO - August 12, 2014, 9:29 am
Gawddamm, the best of tributes. The BEST. Raising the glass to a glorious mourning.


SO PAY ATTENTION -


TAGS: planes trains automobiles calendar knowledge
Rating: 4.91/5

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Airman - September 12, 2011, 4:34 pm
I want to come too
Verdeckt - September 11, 2011, 7:01 am
In5pired


OBI-WAN KENOBI - May the fourth be with you ...




THAT CRAB DINNER - Was Actually An Covert Zeon Mobile Suit




DEISM - My belief is symbolized by a RUBBER BAND?!?


TAGS: deism mobius strip
Rating: 2.18/5
JoshaGibs - August 8, 2013, 6:39 am
One person has ever said the mobius strip even has anything to do with the philosophy of Deism. Of course being the person who wants to make a necklace and profit off of it. That doesn't make it a true symbol of Deism. Trust me no one rallies around it.
ddSkul - April 22, 2009, 4:46 pm
1) Paper, not rubber 2)How does a mobius strip symbolize "your belief"?
agdaniele - April 2, 2009, 7:56 pm
It's stunningly similar to what the rubber band indicates belief in.


there's seating near the front -


TAGS: robin williams suicide depression hero
Rating: 5/5

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Greybeard - August 12, 2014, 8:34 am
Awesome tribute :)


CAULROPHOBIA - If this picture looks familiar You have it


TAGS: caulrophobia van clowns scary love
Rating: 4.5/5

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Reality Lord - July 30, 2010, 5:41 pm

damn...i thought maybe we had the same ex-wife...lol.
Chompers - July 30, 2010, 5:20 pm
just me
Reality Lord - July 30, 2010, 2:54 pm

scarey shit chomps....is that u or wifey?...lol
jackripper - July 30, 2010, 2:50 pm
I sence this Motifake might be aimed at me.


BATMAN - Little known fact: He was an English major


TAGS: batman robin
Rating: 3.67/5

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DonnieBluesky - January 29, 2013, 8:12 pm
-shakes head- Oh, Bruce. You make use laugh, and then you make us cry. You bastard. You funny, sad, heroic bastard.


1966 BATMOBILE - Bitchin'.


TAGS: batmobile cars oldies batman
Rating: 3.23/5

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TheSarge - November 10, 2009, 6:55 am
Lincoln Futura concept car. I stand corrected. I can't belive I actually looked this nonsense up.
CANADA - November 2, 2009, 5:18 pm
and its one of the toughest cars on the planet!
CANADA - November 2, 2009, 5:17 pm
its not a pontiac it was a lincoln.
TheSarge - November 2, 2009, 2:46 pm
It's a GTO with a garbage body kit.
CANADA - July 27, 2009, 10:19 am
george barris made that car out of a lincoln and like 500lbs of bondo
Derek - July 26, 2009, 7:49 pm
It's still pretty good
Poopalicious - May 16, 2009, 1:27 pm
Some dude has one here in Billings, MT, so no, not bitchin


MOBILE EXAMINATOR -




DEATHSTROKE - Part-time supervillain, part-time pedophile.




THE PAPER VS. WITCH HUNTER ROBIN - Anime girls in glasses are SCARY!




TOUGHNESS -


TAGS: toughness nolan ryan robin ventura baseball brawl fight noogies beanball
Rating: 3/5

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Jmac0585 - January 28, 2010, 2:25 pm
That is a scan of my picture. I have that picture. I know who Robin Ventura was playing for. Yes, the South lost. But it wasn't a sure thing the entire time, much like WWII.
Bovee - January 28, 2010, 2:10 pm
are you covering up a mistake or are you really making a cival war reference? cause after all the south lost..Bad.
Jmac0585 - January 28, 2010, 1:52 pm
Correct, but Chicago is in the northern half of the country. Texas (where Lynn Nolan Ryan is from) is in the south. There was a war about it around 150 years ago. If you were a Texan, that didn't need explaining.
GuinnessTroll - January 28, 2010, 1:29 pm
Robin Ventura was playing for the Chicago White Sox. The New York Yankees do not have names on their uniforms.


MU LA FLAGA - He is win.


TAGS: mu la flaga gundam seed mobile suit futurama zapp brannigan made with woman
Rating: 1.96/5

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m16 - June 19, 2009, 6:54 am
The key to victory is the element of surprise....Surprise!


NO LONGER GOOD ENOUGH FOR ME - Because boobies, bacon and beer start with 'B'.




??? - I don't know what this is for. All I know is that I WANT ONE!!


TAGS: quick barnicle boy to the fishmobile
Rating: 3.74/5

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CANADA - November 19, 2009, 5:35 pm
I gave it a 5 because i want one too


SANTA - Telling him is not the same thing as calling Child Protective Services


TAGS: batman robin santa
Rating: 3.1/5

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rerun - December 24, 2010, 5:37 pm

ironic that this showed up on a random search


OH CRAP! - That was beyond the scope of authorized work, wasn't it?




LURKING IN THE SHADOWS - Waiting for the perfect moment to pop out.


TAGS: pop up book phobia
Rating: 4.73/5

More motifakes by Swampfox

Swampfox - June 18, 2012, 5:13 pm
I checked. There is no term for the fear of pop-up books. Dammit!
katwitch91 - June 18, 2012, 4:14 pm
Phobophobia? lol
steve1961 - June 5, 2012, 12:39 am
I have an irrational fear of phobias. Does that make me crazy?
thecrotchetyoldcynic - June 4, 2012, 1:42 am
5piders come to mind, drowning and as of recent – zombies.
GaryO - June 3, 2012, 9:56 am
I can just imagine. Nice composition, fox.


THE BOY WONDER - Don't worry Batman. By the time I'm finish with him, all those gay rumors about you two will be history!




HOMOPHOBIA - Hatred is not a family value ...


TAGS: homophobia hatred not family value
Rating: 3.76/5

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Amren - July 23, 2011, 6:15 am
Leider, nein. Das ist falsch. The First Amendment protects you from the Government. Insult my wife to my face and see if there aren't reprecussions. Can't hide behind the First Amendment.
forseti - July 22, 2011, 2:16 am
You're probably both right. Freedom of speech is also a fundamental right in our constitution (Germany). It's protection from Gov but there's a so called "indirect third-party effect" between citizens. Same in the USA I guess...
forseti - July 22, 2011, 2:06 am
Verdeckt: 5L...
crankyhead - July 21, 2011, 1:15 pm
Gentlemen, you're both entitled to your opinions. That being said, there's no reason to get snippy with each other over it. If you want to argue constitutional law with each other, do it through the PMs please.
Amren - July 21, 2011, 1:00 pm
No, it doesn't. Don't know why you're having the problem understanding it. Maybe you should attend my Constitution Class before you make another mistake re: the Constitution. Read it. It's in English.
Budog - July 21, 2011, 12:51 pm
No, the 1st Amendment also gives you the freedom to speak freely and to disagree with someone and express that. So the 1st Amendment does protect our personal opinions and speech. It's easy I have no clue why this is confusing to you...
Amren - July 21, 2011, 12:30 pm
You obviously misunderstand the First Amendment. The First Amendment only protects you from the Government. Not from people that disagree with you. Just ask the Dixie Chicks about their album sales after bashing Bush...
Verdeckt - July 19, 2011, 9:20 am
I have no problem with same sex marriage, why shouldn't they suffer?
Budog - July 18, 2011, 7:12 pm
Well, that is your opinion. Thanks to the 1st Amendment you are free to voice it, but I respectfully disagree.
MPsniper - July 18, 2011, 5:01 am
neither is same sex marriage


TOBI IS A GOOD BOY - I wonder what he could be hiding under that mask


TAGS: tobi akatsuki good boy
Rating: 2.21/5

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Shtoink - June 5, 2009, 1:03 am
and hes hiding a sharingan
Shtoink - June 5, 2009, 1:03 am
his name's not tobi! its kunta kente!


TEUTOPHOBIA -


TAGS: challenge teutophobia germany fear
Rating: 4.36/5

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Derek - June 27, 2010, 7:39 pm
We never move on from anything that has a fun side


AIRPORT SECURITY - They're going to grope you anyway. You might as well hide something epic in there!




WIDE LOAD -




Hate from Fear -


TAGS: marriage homophobia shakespeare
Rating: 3.88/5

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rerun - July 20, 2013, 11:37 am

OK, we know your opinion. No need to keep stating it. If you don't like the poster topic, vote however you choose but refrain from making comments that will incite debate & discord. I hope we are really clear on this, as I will not let you ruin this site
BobbEdwards - July 20, 2013, 10:29 am
Try reading the poster. You must be scared s***less by the topic.
MPsniper - July 20, 2013, 10:17 am
same s e x marriage is disgusting. it is abhorrent. wrong is wrong. no amount of public acceptance will ever make it anything but wrong.


PRETENSIOUSNESS - When you have made only one movie previously, and you feel the need to coach sword play to the guy that has earned the title "Sir."




EPIC CHICK FIGHTS - Ladies! Ladies! There's plenty Boy Wonder for everyone.




- Batman is...


TAGS: batman robin dc
Rating: 3/5

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einseiji - July 7, 2009, 3:32 pm
Hasn't this been done already?


THE BATMOBILE - The Prototype Just Didn't Measure Up.




TUROPHOBIA-CHEESE PHOBIA - It's a plate of coagulated milk! He needs his Mommy...to give him a SLAP!




HOMOPHOBIA - With All the Evil in the World Our Main Priority Must be Stopping Non Bible-Approved Love


TAGS: gay homophobia equality
Rating: 2.88/5

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Lena - August 18, 2009, 9:07 pm
God loves everyone. Straights don't own God.


MAID MARIAN - Disney's foxiest lady!


TAGS: disney animated animation princesses princess robin hood maid marian
Rating: 2.55/5

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Sean - July 23, 2009, 10:51 pm
DISNEY That magical dream factory ... causing me to dream more than once that I was secretly engaged to a feisty orange cocker spaniel.
jake - July 22, 2009, 5:31 pm
I gotta go with this one. Had a thing for foxy Maid Marion when I was a wee laddie (she could bust a move too...). DAMN YOU FURRIES! DAMN YOU TO HELL!!!!


ROBIN WILLIAMS - Evidense that Red Bull and Cocaine do not mix


TAGS: robin williams facepalm
Rating: 2.54/5

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Cyberhagen - June 5, 2011, 12:59 pm
Brilliant! 5 cans.. or lines.


Dont Worry -


TAGS: dogs gymnastics stairwell gravity acrophobia
Rating: 5/5

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steve1961 - August 5, 2014, 12:54 am
She does...they're in mason jars on her mantle next to her framed autographed photo of Martin Milner and Kent McCord...
GaryO - August 4, 2014, 11:05 pm
I so hate being called out like that, dear Missy. There are just no printable replies that readily come to mind. But…..does Vernon count? Pretty sure she has the balls………
MissPriss - August 4, 2014, 10:51 pm
I call bullshit on that...steve didn't have the balls to be your 1st.
GaryO - August 4, 2014, 8:00 pm
Oh. Sorry. Go ahead. Was it so long ago? You were my first.
steve1961 - August 4, 2014, 4:26 pm
Gary...stop hitting on the new guy.
GaryO - August 4, 2014, 9:03 am
Yer good, Vindy. Now be a good member and pop into the POSTER EVOLUTION thread and let’s see what yer really made of. It’s rather stimulating. You do like to be stimulated, right?


THE PRINCE OF THIEVES -




O MAN Y -


TAGS: claustrophobic stuck alone food
Rating: 4.37/5

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Greeny - April 25, 2011, 8:28 pm
What, no matches?
Sho - April 25, 2011, 8:09 pm
Way better than my phobia posters. 5L
CaptainBaked - April 24, 2011, 4:25 am
HAHA!


MANCUB JUNGLE -


TAGS: oobie doo doobie yes please
Rating: 4.31/5

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Grimgravy - April 18, 2011, 1:49 pm
I love this one! And you've given me such a hankering for Louis Prima tunes.


PHOBIAS - I have an irrational fear of them.


TAGS: phobia fear
Rating: 4.21/5

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steve1961 - July 20, 2012, 11:28 am
I'm afraid so.
CloudchaserS - July 20, 2012, 5:32 am
Was afraid of that. You mean your'e not afraid of that anymore? ;-)
steve1961 - July 20, 2012, 1:44 am
Hmm...I was afraid of that.
CloudchaserS - July 20, 2012, 12:49 am
There actually is a name for that. Phobophobia. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Phobophobia


STEAMPUNK CELLPHONE - Runs on steam, coverage is fine, even floats!! Termites, however, still remain a major problem..




FREUDIAN SLIP - "A Freudian slip is when you mean to say one thing, but instead you say you molested Robin."




FACIEMANATISPHOBIA - Fear of duckface




phobias -




batman bust -


TAGS: robin
Rating: 4.82/5

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mizzdizz - May 8, 2015, 10:58 pm
OMFG!!!! Tooooo funny!! Choked on coffee!!! 5 ROTFL goth lions, m'lord!


SPIDERS - Screw you, Evolution. Four legs is ENOUGH!!!


TAGS: spiders gross arachniphobia i hate spiders
Rating: 4.73/5

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Derek - November 19, 2010, 3:33 pm
What the... it seem eight legs weren't enough here!
agdaniele - September 18, 2010, 8:18 pm
It reads like texans talk... I fail to see any problem. 5 lionses.
flint - September 18, 2010, 5:33 pm
yep! gotta agree with that...
Claire - September 18, 2010, 5:27 pm
Shit. ARE. Four legs ARE* enough.


MEGALOPHOBIA -


TAGS: phobia disturbing the piece
Rating: 4.64/5

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agdaniele - October 14, 2010, 9:56 pm
Can't find it... but there's a "two socks" version of this pic that should've retired this pic.
Neener - October 14, 2010, 11:56 am
LOL


PAPAL CONTROLS -


TAGS: popemobile excommunication ejection smokescreen
Rating: 4.61/5

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Reality Lord - August 26, 2010, 7:45 am

nice 1


MOBILE PHONE - The little thing that turns your favorite melody into the most annoying one




. -


TAGS: obiwan bad joke
Rating: 4.26/5

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Mooooooooooooooooooo - September 7, 2011, 2:05 pm
Pretty Ghey
Reality Lord - September 7, 2011, 12:56 pm

man i soooo look forward to your stuff. wait...how ghey did that sounds?
CoolioIndeed - September 6, 2011, 9:52 pm
I pop on every now and then to upload a motifake. But I still browse on a regular basis.
spacedog - September 6, 2011, 9:50 pm
Nice to 5ee you're still around Coolio.


PEE AND POO -




MY FIRST CAR - Yeah, it was used & kinda old but at least the brakes worked.


TAGS: first car flintstone mobile
Rating: 4.18/5

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rerun - February 11, 2010, 10:51 am

I would love to have this


OBI-WAN - Reveals his dark-side




ROBIN - I Always Hated That Little Bitch




DETROIT - Doesn't build junk Anymore


TAGS: cars 70s automobiles
Rating: 3.43/5

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TheSanityInspector - May 16, 2012, 11:19 pm
It was junk.
spypengen - May 16, 2012, 10:55 pm
that still looks like junk
spypengen - May 16, 2012, 10:55 pm
that still looks like junk


ROBIN HOOD - Just like Robin Hood but steals from the middle class to give to the undeserving


TAGS: robin hood
Rating: 2.79/5

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FTACHASER357 - February 14, 2009, 7:12 pm
HtD ... YOU know "exactly" WHAT I MEAN! Let the Revolution START! I am so READY (and ARMED) to start KILLING IDIOTS! :-)
HtD - February 14, 2009, 6:57 pm
You mean the next Civil War. I see what you did there with the all caps shooting. Hinting at the fact that there as been talks about presidential assassination.
FTACHASER357 - February 14, 2009, 6:45 pm
I LOVE THIS POSTER! I can NOT wait for the next American Revolution! I can NOT wait for the SHOOTING to start! :-)
HtD - February 14, 2009, 6:38 pm
Damnit. I want the gap between the upper class and the lower class to greatly widen. How is this ever going to happen now.
barockeva - November 24, 2008, 6:56 pm
People that make over 250k a year =/= middle class.
WTF - November 5, 2008, 3:27 am
Fail. You should not call him a Nazi Commie... 1) Call him a Nazi Jew instead. 2) Instead of saying he's Muslim, say he's Raelian (http://www.motifake.com/index.php?start=12671) 3)???? 4) Profit!
Motifake Wit Liberation Front - November 2, 2008, 8:39 am
So Obama is a nazi communist now? Where's Nick Rivers when we need him?


UMM, BATMAN? - The other superheroes have been talking. You do wear the costume for the whole fighting crime thing, right?




BATMAN - Maybe therapy would be better than dressing up like a bat to fight crime with a kid


TAGS: batman robin comics humor
Rating: 2.29/5

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GoForthAndDie - October 26, 2008, 10:00 pm
The pimp hand is strong in this one.
Ag218 - October 9, 2008, 9:12 pm
Looks like he's got an outlet, at least.


Clowns -


TAGS: clowns nightmares phobias
Rating: 5/5

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lgvernon - September 22, 2013, 11:33 am

and Religifake...
rerun - September 22, 2013, 9:40 am

you should post this to whyifearclowns


ANATIDAEPHOBIA -




ACROPHOBIA -


TAGS: acrophobia courage fear sky dive
Rating: 4.75/5

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Feasibly - February 8, 2011, 2:01 pm
This would have made a nice Motitwist poster...I 5'd it anyway. Good job steph1


NEWSPAPER OBITUARIES -




LIFE - is meant to be lived




OBI-WAN KENOBI HOLDING YARN - Your argument is invalid.




CANADIAN ENGINEERING -


TAGS: jerry rig snowmobile canada
Rating: 4.25/5

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forseti - February 15, 2012, 1:55 am
Please stop making racist posters! Canadians are humans too! I read that in a book!!
Mooooooooooooooooooo - February 14, 2012, 8:24 pm
I'll cut you...I swear to Red Green, I'll cut you!
krazyivanthedivine - February 14, 2012, 7:16 pm
I posted this on a few facebook walls of people who live right at the Maine/french-new brunswick border and they got a kick out of it. Its funny, In Northern Maine we don't say afro-engineering, we say Canadian-engineering.
crankyhead - February 14, 2012, 6:51 pm
No, no, no, Moooski. The highway from Ottawa to Toronto, and 4 clicks on either side of it, is considered Canada. Anything outside of that is Canuckistan. =) ROFLCOPTER.
crankyhead - February 14, 2012, 6:49 pm
Please tell that to the cramps in my back from shovelling the stuff. =)
Mooooooooooooooooooo - February 14, 2012, 6:20 pm
Classic southern Ontarian attitude...There is snow in the western provinces....stop forgetting we exist! XD.
Reality Lord - February 14, 2012, 5:31 pm

no snow in canada this year crank. europe is taking it for themselves.
crankyhead - February 14, 2012, 5:06 pm
He built a ramp out of 5now eh? =)


REGRETS -


TAGS: this is autobiographical mostly sigh
Rating: 4.17/5

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agdaniele - July 25, 2010, 11:39 am
It's the worst flavor in the world, Cpn... hope you don't heal too quickly.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - July 25, 2010, 11:36 am
OH MY GOD!!! IT'S A KANGARROO!!!!!!!!!!! Don't tell your friend the dingo, but there are babies here...........(lifetime has enough stories)
CpnKangaroo - July 25, 2010, 11:33 am
thank you guys, its not all that bad, and pie it wasnt like that. just that im a dumbass really. no need to call people names that arent true, i appreciate the sentiment
pieman - July 25, 2010, 4:46 am
Her last name was f-ing whore you tore my heart out. I know its a little to long but it earned you 5L. Good work Cpn. Salute!
agdaniele - July 25, 2010, 2:07 am
Better than my autobiographical one of this nature. 5L for that pain!
agdaniele - July 25, 2010, 2:06 am
Magnificent, Cpn!


OH CAPTAIN, MY CAPTAIN! - Please stop making movies like Old Dogs & Happy Feet 2. It’s beneath you...thank you


TAGS: robin
Rating: 4.12/5

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dilettanteXnature - April 16, 2010, 2:59 pm
It's... so... beautiful...


AUTODYSOMOPHOBIA -




OPHIDIOPHOBIA -


TAGS: ophidiophobia snakes anaconda babies
Rating: 3.23/5

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Sean - March 29, 2009, 1:30 am
Garden snakes killed my father! Oh, wait, no. I blamed it on the garden snakes. Uhmm, nevermind.


IRRATIONAL FEAR OF FLYING -


TAGS: girl phobia flight plane
Rating: 3.14/5

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Mongoose - January 10, 2011, 7:50 am
She can fly me anywhere!!! - For 5 chillies


MEMORIES - Some things are best forgotten




GAMER MOBILE - We know why you like KoF...




the bluesmobile -


TAGS: bluesmobile blues brother jake elwood
Rating: 4.8/5

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tatespa - June 19, 2013, 9:27 am
There are 106 miles to Chicago. We have a full tank of gas, half a pack of cigarettes, it's dark, and we're wearing sunglasses.
Silverheart - June 16, 2013, 4:40 pm

They're on a mission from God.
Reality Lord - June 16, 2013, 1:36 pm

great pic :)


BALLISTOPHOBIA -




LACHANOPHOBIA -


TAGS: irrational phobia challenge veggies are scary ice
Rating: 4.71/5

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Faceplant31 - October 14, 2010, 3:17 pm
On motifake you recieve virtual b!tch slap for using the "in soviet russia" ine 5150... SMACK.... now go stand in the corner. Anyways, 5L ice
5150monkeylove - October 14, 2010, 12:28 am
in soviet russia, salad tosses you


ANXIETY -


TAGS: kyphophobia stooping fear inmates
Rating: 4.64/5

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Reality Lord - September 8, 2010, 7:33 am

lolz


EUROTOPHOBIA -


TAGS: phobia tastes like chicken
Rating: 4.61/5

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MercAlert - March 18, 2012, 2:19 am
I like the tags, LOL! Did I mention I have ADHD?
forseti - October 14, 2010, 7:16 pm
Ok, I thought I'd seen everything... but now there are these swastika stockings. Impressive.
Mr. Shiny - October 14, 2010, 7:02 pm
Nazis or not, I want in on that party. 5


DISAPPOINTMENTS -




EARLIER -


TAGS: graduate robinson dustin off hoffman
Rating: 4.38/5

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Reality Lord - February 4, 2011, 5:43 am

lol...cute


HIPPOPOTOMONSTROSESQUIPEDALIOPHOBIA - Not the case here. It's more the problem to understand words with more than four letters.


TAGS: stupid paris hilton hippopotomonstrosesquipedaliophobia
Rating: 3.78/5

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booger13 - March 29, 2010, 11:02 pm
bull5h17 , she aint that smart to even read the book, much less when she prob saw the book it looked like it was French


TO HONOR JIM'S LIFE - I will not be sending flowers


TAGS: i want this obit
Rating: 3.72/5

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Reason - December 2, 2009, 5:33 pm
that guy was awesome. Now i have to make my will something awesome like that
Ed-Hyde - December 2, 2009, 3:46 pm
I'm going to have five fifths of liquor at my funeral. You can't stick the box/urn in the ground until the liquor has been drunk. Should make it a decent party.
aesop's folly - December 2, 2009, 3:30 pm
damn, what i wouldnt give to be 21 and honor his wishes
rerun - December 2, 2009, 3:16 pm

This is fantastic. I am going to show it to my wife....maybe (a long time from now) I will be lucky enough to get this kind of send off.


MOST PEOPLE WANTED A WAY OUT OF THE 100 ACRE WOOD -


TAGS: pooh robin
Rating: 3.68/5

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MashiMashi - November 18, 2011, 10:20 pm
yiff, they banned anime not yiff
the1stCOMMI3 - November 13, 2011, 12:26 pm
My childhood is forever destroyed


THALASSOPHOBIA -


TAGS: ocean phobia attacking sea creature
Rating: 3.67/5

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GreyScorpion - December 23, 2009, 9:27 pm
bet him to show...;)
Mongo - December 23, 2009, 9:22 pm
And here........;)
GreyScorpion - December 23, 2009, 9:15 pm
the only physical writing I do any more are the trifecta combinations for the 8th at Apache greyhound :) GO FAT BASTARD!!
Mongo - December 23, 2009, 9:08 pm
GS.....I hope u write for a living.
Mongo - December 23, 2009, 9:07 pm
Kinda....
GreyScorpion - December 23, 2009, 9:02 pm
Like, "Hey stay off the grass...peepeesmoocherdopesmoker?"
GreyScorpion - December 23, 2009, 9:00 pm
sorry, I snorted a laugh at that
Mongo - December 23, 2009, 8:57 pm
Ahhh, the gay theme was quite popular, maybe a couple off color 50's ethnic references to avoid the lawn or stay out of the pool.....
GreyScorpion - December 23, 2009, 8:56 pm
crap!! x-mas egg nog '"fodder" look it up
GreyScorpion - December 23, 2009, 8:53 pm
and a buddy who remembers..what sign would you make now? poster fooder
Mongo - December 23, 2009, 8:52 pm
The boss must be chasing the help...I have had one in the Q for 2 hrs.
Mongo - December 23, 2009, 8:51 pm
Had a buddy of mine who made these signs, would post crazy s**t everywhere...alas, twenty years ago. All's ya need is an oven and metal press
GreyScorpion - December 23, 2009, 8:48 pm
lisping walrus's?? wasn't that a scene in Disneys's Fantasia?
Mongo - December 23, 2009, 8:47 pm
The thongs I think, or the lisp
GreyScorpion - December 23, 2009, 8:46 pm
just the thought is disturbing...how did they know they were gay?


PEDICULOPHOBIA -




MRS ROBINSON - You're trying to seduce-- OH MY GOD!!! WHAT IS THAT??


TAGS: mrs robinson monster anne bancroft dustin hoffman mike wazowski
Rating: 3.45/5

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Ed-Hyde - October 6, 2009, 7:35 am
5 Welcome back Lions


VACHONMPERSPHOBIA -




JESUS -




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